how to boys
foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woohoo woohoo woohoo propose
cannibalcoalition: You know what? I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural. Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines. I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS. Not natural....
This fucker has kept me up for literal days but it was totally worth it. My first all nighter at uni definitely felt more like a slumber party than anything…I guess I finally feel like I’m a part of something, instead of a number and an ever increasing HECS debt. hope this doesn’t fuck up like the fb upload…lines in time will tell.
I am not a fuck up. This hangover feels better than another day of fear ever could. I have air. I have a headache, but I can breathe.
luminousrogue: Homestuck is over. Goodbye friends.
veggietalesyaoi: ANIME OPENINGS GE T ME SO PUMPED IM GONNA GO CLIMB A TREE
grindrprincess: white people and men’s rights activists are really god damn annoying sometimes at all times
apatheticghost: what i learned from school im a fucking piece of shit everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
You want me to be a tragic backdrop so that you can appear to be illuminated, so...– Warsan Shire (via sadsapling)
I had no idea how many MCR fans I followed until...
shockandroll: weeaboowoman: “HEY TUMBLR HOW’S IT GOI-“ … that gif. just. omg. most accurate thing ever.
thestruttingdead: gardenburger: gardenburger: hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas. no im not kidding we need to talk about this #are you implying what i think...
goshdoka: a magical girl series about cute-ass girls in cute-ass outfits tracking down gross sexist dudebros on the internet and beating the shit out of them with their cute-ass powers who’s on board
kate-literally: just-a-little-magic: ladiesofmagic: r3tardis: thestrollingdead: why do americans have 1%, 2%, 300% milk and shit? australians just have low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein, soy, light, skim, omega 3, high calcium with vitamin D and folate or extra dollop. did anyone else read that as that old bogan milk lady from that add I just want milk that...
I want real choices. I want to change the system within which those choices are...– Meghan Murphy, Choice Feminism: HOW OUR RALLYING CRY GOT CO-OPTED (AND WHY WE NEED TO TAKE IT BACK) http://www.herizons.ca/node/519 (via doulaness)
an-erect-penis: if i ever feel bad about my life i just remember at least i’m not one of jamie oliver’s children