May 2013
10 posts
how to boys
foie:
greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woohoo
woohoo
woohoo
propose
cannibalcoalition:
You know what?
I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.
Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.
I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.
Not natural....
3 tags
WatchThis fucker has kept me up for literal days but it was totally worth it. My first all nighter at uni definitely felt more like a slumber party than anything…I guess I finally feel like I’m a part of something, instead of a number and an ever increasing HECS debt.
hope this doesn’t fuck up like the fb upload…lines in time will tell.
April 2013
15 posts
3 tags
I am not a fuck up. This hangover feels better than another day of fear ever could.
I have air.
I have a headache, but I can breathe.
1 tag
luminousrogue:
Homestuck is over. Goodbye friends.
veggietalesyaoi:
ANIME OPENINGS GE T ME SO PUMPED IM GONNA GO CLIMB A TREE
March 2013
46 posts
grindrprincess:
white people and men’s rights activists are really god damn annoying sometimes
at all times
apatheticghost:
what i learned from school
im a fucking piece of shit
everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
“You want me to be a tragic backdrop so that you can appear to be illuminated, so...”
– Warsan Shire (via sadsapling)
I had no idea how many MCR fans I followed until...
shockandroll:
weeaboowoman:
“HEY TUMBLR HOW’S IT GOI-“
…
that gif. just. omg. most accurate thing ever.
thestruttingdead:
gardenburger:
gardenburger:
hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.
no im not kidding we need to talk about this
#are you implying what i think...
goshdoka:
a magical girl series about cute-ass girls in cute-ass outfits tracking down gross sexist dudebros on the internet and beating the shit out of them with their cute-ass powers who’s on board
kate-literally:
just-a-little-magic:
ladiesofmagic:
r3tardis:
thestrollingdead:
why do americans have 1%, 2%, 300% milk and shit?
australians just have low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein, soy, light, skim, omega 3, high calcium with vitamin D and folate or extra dollop.
did anyone else read that as that old bogan milk lady from that add
I just want milk that...
“I want real choices. I want to change the system within which those choices are...”
– Meghan Murphy, Choice Feminism: HOW OUR RALLYING CRY GOT CO-OPTED (AND WHY WE NEED TO TAKE IT BACK) http://www.herizons.ca/node/519 (via doulaness)
an-erect-penis:
if i ever feel bad about my life i just remember
at least i’m not one of jamie oliver’s children